Calling... Calling... Graduates with an Accounting Degree

Do you or your Company has any problem in recruiting people with an Accounting Degree? WTF is going on? Where are these grads?

1. Is it really because our economy is so good until there are too many jobs chasing for a few accounting grads?
   
2. Is it because our office location is too strategic until they turn away and looking for more remote areas?
3. Is it because our starting pay is too high!!!? Please tell me so that I can ask the HR to cut down the amount.
   
4. Is it because the quality of our education had increased so much until these young fellas could not graduate or pass the exams?
5. Are they being kidnapped by the aliens?
6. Too few babies being born from 1985 to 1987 due to the 1980s recession?
7. They prefer to start up or mind their own business?
8. F**K-lah like that?
   

While the country is suffering from the brain drain pandemic due to the impact of globalisation, our YB is suffering from....