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Pak La, Najip and Semi were patrolling in a helicopter
Semi: 'if I drop a thousand-note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy'
Najip: 'if I throw 2 five hundred-notes down, it will make 2 person happy'
Pak La: 'if I drop 10 one hundred-note, there will be 10 happy person'
The pilot murmuring to himself:'why don't all of you just jump down from here, that makes 26 million persons happy'.
Semi wish to enhance his reputation by publishing 1 series of stamps with his portraits 1 month after the launch, Semi surveys about its sales
Post Office Chief: 'not bad… but quite number of complains that the glue is not strong enough'
Semi: 'really…?' he spit at the back of the stamp and stick the stamp on an envelope 'the glue is ok'
Post Office Chief: 'but… every one spits on the face of the stamp ….'
#3
Midnight, Najip went for supper and bump into a robber: 'give me all your money!!'
Najip was very angry: 'I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! Better behave yourself'
Robber: ' well, then … return all my money'
#4
One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital. The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head 'we have done our best to rescue the PM but …'
Reporters: 'how about Najip?'
Doctor: 'we were unable to rescue him either …'
Reporters: 'who have you saved?'
The doctor was exicted: '
#5
Semi visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray for him but there is one patient who ignored Semi
Semi: 'why is he not well coming my arrival?'
'he is normal (not insane) today' say the doctor
#6
Semi had an accident when he was on his way to a village for election campaign
A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead. He buried all the passengers (politicians).
Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where all the politicians were,'have they all died?'
Farmer: ' hmmm, Semi was screaming that he is still alive when I bury him ….'
Police: ' why you buried him anyway?'
Farmer: 'because Semi never tells the truth'
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.
LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.
SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.
SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.
NAJIB:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia.
BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!
And, finally... the GRAND liner......
ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over on... Woi! Where are all the chickens!!!???
